The Pacman Profiled

I am in the processing of moving, something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy, so I'll make this short.

Pacman's lawyer has complained to the media that the deputy that cited Pacman Jones for a residency violation and not having registered his vehicle in Tennessee was "out to get him." Personally I don't think that it should be against policy of the any police department to turn away when Pacman is around.

Who are some other clients this lawyer be against profiling..... Hmmmm, Al Capone, John Wayne Gacy, Bugsy Siegel, The Juice, Richard Ramirez, Otis Nixon, Dr. Jones, Marcus Vick, and DMX he's got a been through the court system a few times.

Pacman Drops Appeal

Adam "Pacman" Jones dropped his appeal of his season long suspension Tuesday, possibly when he realized he was appealing to Roger Goodell the same man who gave him the suspension he is appealing. We hold out hope that Pacman will throw a suspension party and one of our friends in Nashville will get get us in for free. Goodell still has not taken into account the club shooting in Vegas that Pacman allegedly incited which left a bouncer paralyzed. Charges are still pending in the case.

Put your money on it in Vegas and credit us later, Pacman will have another 'run in' with the cops in the next month but it will not involve a strip club much to many peoples' surprise. Taking classes online at West Virginia University can't keep you that occupied, got to get the fuzz involved and keep things interesting.

If Pac and Chris Henry do make it back to campus while suspended, they would make great mentors for Pat White and the rest of the Mountaineers.