Herri-Ju Poll

1. USC- After Nebraska they have it on easy street...
2. LSU- Cajuns don't know or care what a hokie is.
3. WVU- No challenges until late October
4. Florida- Tebow is running for Heismen, but Florida natives voted for Buchanan because the ballot was confusing.
5.Wisconsin- Wait? What happened to Michigan? Looks like the Big-10 got a little easier
6. L'Ville- They don't even a have a chance to lose until December...
7. Oklahoma- Can they blow away the Cane's this week? (NPI)
8. Cal- What was up with the hippies in the trees?
9. Texas-Ark State? Really?...no like really?
10. UGA- Woof, Woof, Woof
Other Vote Getters- App. State,

Oregon State Playing Catch Up

Oregon State has continued the state of Oregon Cold Waresque race in the effort to build up the ugliest uniform stash the universe has ever seen. The Beavers recently unveiled their new uniforms for the upcoming season designed by Nike and they are almost as bad as Oregon's now. The X in across the top of the chest is just plain ugly, worse than those uniforms with the one sleeve that Va Tech and Florida wore two years ago.


Its getting to a point where the NCAA needs to stop regulating names that contain references to American Indians and need to start worrying about hideous uniforms that embarrass the sport of college football. These uniforms do a lot more harm to spectators' eyes than Stanford being called the Indians ever did to people.

We do give it about six months before Miles Brand to comes down on these uniforms with an iron fist. Miles don't take no crap.

Gators and AK's

What will happen if you fire an AK-47 into the air in the middle of Gainesville, Florida? Well not too much if you are a member of the Gators football team as Ronnie Wilson was only suspended for one season after he ran out of a club and threateningly fired his semi-automatic gun in the air. The lineman was in an altercation in a club and then ran outside to get his gun, probably because he wasn't two times as big as the man he was attacking.

We are surprised that he isn't allowed to play against Tennessee and Florida State and suspended the rest of the year, guess Urban wanted to take a strong stance on this one. When Brandon Johnson and Chris Heath decided it was a great idea to fire guns in UT's student ghetto Fort Sanders in 2004 the Vols kicked both of them off the team within a week. They weren't threatening anyone either like in the Gator case. Its amazing that ESPN would rather report a story on crack and the Vols than Urban Legend letting hard asses from Miami fire guns all over the place in Gainesville or buying drugs from UNDERCOVER COPS. Spurrier might have been an S.O.B but he ran a clean ship. Things have slipped a lot since he left.

The Gators Call for Playoff

The University of Florida President Bernie Machen is raising hell at Hooters and the annual SEC business meetings this week in Destin, Florida. Machen is calling for the SEC to look at implementing a playoff system and getting rid of the beloved, errrrr, hated BCS system. Normally we'd normally think this was a great idea but coming from Florida we're not so sure. This is the same school that asked Steve Spurrier, who had won a National Title for the Gators in 1996, to send in his resume for the vacant head football coach position after Ron Zook was fired and Spurrier was out of a job. When asked Spurrier famously replied, "You want my resume? Go outside your office and look in the f!@#ing trophy case." He didn't get the job.

Also coming out of the meetings was talk of creating a SEC television network like the Big Ten is rolling out this year. That would be great in our opinion as it would put the Jefferson Pilot, now Lincoln Financial announcers out of work (like Dave Neal pictured above) and living under a bridge in Baton Rouge. But would we be able to live without the Brooks and Dunn intro????