James 'Little Man' Stewart vs. UGA in 1994

Why do Tennessee fans have no respect for Georgia?

Exhibit A:

Game of the Week

Air Force Falcons at Navy Midshipmen
1:00 EST Comcast Sports

In a game presented to you by military insurance company USAA, the Navy Midshipmen will attempt to right their ship against Air Force. Navy's defense has been inept in losing two of their last three games. They beat Duke last weekend but not before the Blue Devils put up 43 in a losing effort. Air Force comes in off a schlakcing last week against in state rival BYU.

Eric Kettani lead a running game that had a two headed quarterback attack for the Naval Academy against the Dukies last week. Jarod Bryant came in to spell starter Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada after he left winded in the fourth quarter. The downfall of this team has been the defense and if they play well the Midshipmen will win.

Air Force's new coach Troy Calhoun is looking to get his team rolling again after suffering his first defeat since he began piloting the Falcons. Shaun Carney will be at quarterback commanding the team at quarterback. Carney started nine games as a freshman for Air Force which is very impressive considering the training that students at the Academy must participate in before fall practice starts.

Navy will take its first step towards acquiring another Commander's and Chief's Trophy coming away with the win in a 37-31 game that will be hosted by the largest crowd in the history of Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium (another bold prediction.) Carney will play well, but the Navy defense will come together to hold the rope and keep Air Force out of the end zone late. Mark it down.

Note: Watch out for Bob if you are at the game. He will be the only guy in the stadium wearing orange.

A Straight Floridian Gets the Boot

Super Duber 2004 High School All-American recruit Willie Williams has been kicked off of the Louisville Cardinals football squad for breaking a deal with athletic director Tom Jurich. Apparently Williams promised not to drive down the street blasting music and when pulled over by cops for this infraction he promised not to have weed or try to hid it by putting it in his mouth. That is just an educated guess though.

Things have gone down hill quick in Louisville since Bobby Petrino left to deal with the circus that is the Atlanta Falcons. Not only have they lost twice but they have had to deal with a linebacker that the University of Miami would not admit because he was too much of a thug/criminal. I guess 11 arrests as a teenager are not enough of a hint to the Cardinals that they should not waste a scholarship on him. Well it seems they have figured it out now...

There is Something About Va Tech...

Former Hokie and current Atlanta Falcon DeAngelo Hall had some trouble this weekend covering Steve Smith. He decided to take it out on the referees costing his team 67 yards on three penalties on the game winning drive for the Carolina Panthers. According to AllHipHop.com, and that site has to have real news, he was beaten up in the locker room immediately after the game for his actions on the game winning drive. A more credible source Kissing Suzy Kolber also reports it so it is confirmed.

This is the same DeAngelo Hall that was not allowed to participate in post bowl game workouts by Frank Beamer due to poor behavior in the bowl game. That's a wow, Va Tech, the school with Michael Vick Hall, turning its back on a player (and yes, Michael Vick Hall is a hell of a pun). Or was that Jimmy Williams? They are all bad citizens so whatever.

Falcons coach Bobby Petrino says that Hall will be disciplined for his actions. Here is a link with a video clip inside showing Hall in action.

Spaniels Do Not Like Auburn

This dog is probably named Bear...



http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/09/20/bammer-dog-video/

1. LSU- Battle for the Tiger Towel...
2. USC- I'm usually to tired and drunk to watch their games at night
3.Oklahoma- I got nothing clever this week, cuz I mean, its Oklahoma what is there to say?
4. WVU- Upset this week? I wouldn't be surprised
5.Florida- Ole Miss? Really? No, seriously....Ole Miss?
6. Cal- Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack
7. Wisconsin- My God their games are boring.
8. Texas- I'm not going to lie, I haven't seen them play either
9. Oregon- God their uniforms are awful
10. Kentucky- Who would have guessed this?

Game of the Week

Georgia Bulldogs at Alabama Crimson Tide
7:45 ET on ESPN and ESPN 360

In best match up of the week Mark Richt brings his team in to play God 's Nick Saban's fighting Elephants at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Alabama is coming off of a big time win last week against Arkansas while Georgia is still recovering from a thumping two weeks ago against the Ole Ball Coach. Two teams whose fan bases believe they are going in opposite directions, but things are never as good as they seem or as bad as they seem in the world of college football.

Matthew Stafford recovered from the South Carolina game last week against Western Carolina going 14 for 20 with 2 touchdown passes in a winning effort. In order to win running back Thomas Brown is going to have to step up his 47 yard a game out put over the first three games of the season. Wide receiver Sean Bailey needs to live up to the big play potential he had coming out of high school as well.

All a viewer needs to know about Alabama is that God Nick Saban is still their coach and John Parker Wilson has not cut his hair. The Crimson Tide is rolling and nothing can stop them...

....except the Georgia Bulldogs. Stafford will have a game that solidifies him at the quarterback in the eyes' of the Dawg faithful with Baily helping him out all day long. Terry Grant will be held to under 75 yards by the Georgia defense and a maligned secondary will keep D.J. Hall in check. Georgia leads from start to finish bringing the Tide faithful back down to earth beating the Alabama 31-13.

Maybe Nick Saban is not God...

Rankings for Dummies

1. LSU- Beat those cocks Cajuns
2. USC- Not even Moses could have parted the Red Sea as easily
3.Oklahoma- I'm still waiting for the Texas game
4. WVU- Hopefully they do better then Va Tech against the ECU Butt Pirates
5.Florida- Look up classless and you'll see Coach Urban
6. Cal- Their special teams are actually special. (not short bus special)
7. Wisconsin- Wow, I was joking about the upset, but I was almost right
8. Texas- Rice? Do they have a chance?
9. Penn State- Lloyd Carr gets back on the hot seat.
10. Bama- I don't know bout this one, but I just like them right now

Archie Who?

Tennessee at Ole Miss - 1969 - Vintage Son



Even though Archie Manning is doing UPS commercials now this is still impressive.

Segal Goes to Glory Days

Last Christmas break Robbie and Segal walked into Glory Days Grill and sat down at the bar. The bar manager yells over to them, "Segal, you ran up a 50 dollar bill last night. You gonna pay your tab anytime soon?"

Segal is dumbfounded and tells the manager that he just got back from school today. In fact, he took a final last night. The manager tells Segal that he's full of crap. By then his bartender over hears the argument and she backs up Segal saying, "No that was definitely not the Segal from the other night. That guy must have given you a fake name." Dumbfounded the male bartender just stands thinking for a second.

Then Robbie suggests a solution to the bar mystery saying, "Next time that fella comes in here claiming to be Segal take him out back in the parking lot and hit him three fly balls. If he catches any of them then you'll definitely know that it ain't Segal."