Manning to Nash - Give Him Six

Why do Tennessee fans have no respect for Georgia?

Exhibit B:

James 'Little Man' Stewart vs. UGA in 1994

Why do Tennessee fans have no respect for Georgia?

Exhibit A:

Game of the Week

Georgia Bulldogs at Alabama Crimson Tide
7:45 ET on ESPN and ESPN 360

In best match up of the week Mark Richt brings his team in to play God 's Nick Saban's fighting Elephants at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Alabama is coming off of a big time win last week against Arkansas while Georgia is still recovering from a thumping two weeks ago against the Ole Ball Coach. Two teams whose fan bases believe they are going in opposite directions, but things are never as good as they seem or as bad as they seem in the world of college football.

Matthew Stafford recovered from the South Carolina game last week against Western Carolina going 14 for 20 with 2 touchdown passes in a winning effort. In order to win running back Thomas Brown is going to have to step up his 47 yard a game out put over the first three games of the season. Wide receiver Sean Bailey needs to live up to the big play potential he had coming out of high school as well.

All a viewer needs to know about Alabama is that God Nick Saban is still their coach and John Parker Wilson has not cut his hair. The Crimson Tide is rolling and nothing can stop them...

....except the Georgia Bulldogs. Stafford will have a game that solidifies him at the quarterback in the eyes' of the Dawg faithful with Baily helping him out all day long. Terry Grant will be held to under 75 yards by the Georgia defense and a maligned secondary will keep D.J. Hall in check. Georgia leads from start to finish bringing the Tide faithful back down to earth beating the Alabama 31-13.

Maybe Nick Saban is not God...

Richt To Leave UGA

In an announcement late Thursday night Mark Richt has told local media that he was fired earlier in the evening by the athletic director. The University of Georgia claimed they needed a coach to put some more fight in UGA and preceded to hire former Va Tech star Michael Vick to take over head coaching duties for the Bulldogs.

And the dog is in the kennel...

12th Street Chatter - Awareness 99

Tonight is Christmas Eve for many who can't wait to get their hands on EA Sports' NCAA Football 2008 which is officially in stores tomorrow. This year the cover boy is former Boise State quarterback Jared Zabransky who is struggling to make the Houston Texan's roster currently. The game play has allegedly been improved greatly on 360 and this will be the first year that the game will be offered on PS3. Can't wait to see it on my HD television.

Here is some inside information from our source who tested the game out in California has given us some top secret information on the game's ratings.

Brent Schaeffer - Speed 89, Threating With Bats 98, Awareness 39
Virginia Tech Quarterbacks - Animal Rights 37, Stomping on Opponents' Knees 94
Urban Meyer - Tough Stand on Discipline 40
Les Miles - Speaking When Should Be Learning to Read 89
Clemson Tailgate Experience - 99
Matthew Stafford - Strength 67, Keg Lifting Strength 84
Charlie Weis - NFL Bound 88, Screwed by the Clausen Family 90
Ole Miss - Winning Tradition 36
Mississippi State - Cowbells 99
UGA the Bulldog - 36 Overall
Vanderbilt - Band 42, Cheerleaders 36, Athletic Department 0
Spurrier - Awareness 97, Under Armour Commercials 56
Tim Tebow - Jump Passes 77, Popularity 97, Injury 45 (will miss start by November)
Tuberville - Strength of Schedule 42, Whining 92
Alabama - Reality 36, RVs 99, Worshiping False Idols 88
Houston Nutt - Job Security 45, Awareness with Reporters 73
Eric Berry - Choice of Numbers 43
Red Georgia Pants - 44

Pretty accurate ratings it looks like.

Why I Hate Georgia This Week...

Introducing contributor J. Dredd who will be posting material about his life in Georgia this summer as well contribute other vibrant material to 12th Street Chatter.

We all know it already, Georgia sucks. Maryland and Washington even think that Georgia sucks. I am forced to live down here right out side the capital of scum itself, Atlanta, with Vick the Governor of trash. I am in the middle of the UGA "Dawgpound" where I am constantly barked and argued with about SEC football. I am now sick of it and its time to rant so here it is: The Reasons I Hate Georgia.

The reason I hate Georgia today is that people here will not admit that they are lower in life then a crippled orphan with fetal alcohol syndrome. I will personally drive every resident to AA and force them to admit their addiction to being terrible people, because it is the first step to recovery. (God knows that they can't recover, but they may still think they have a chance)

The other day I was having a beer and enjoying what little peace I get in a day and before I knew it I heard the drunk ramblings of local yokels. Low and behold three UGA fans stroll on up with collars popped and reeking of Smitches. (Don't know what a smitch is? Then you probably are one, Smitch). Apparently two of the girl interns I work with got picked up by them from a stop light and they took the girls to a bowling alley. Nice work Romeo, nothing like hurling balls at pins to cement yourself for scoring tonight. Anyways, I told them that I go to UT and then the barking starts. A swift kick to the throat to the "leader Smitch" quickly ended that. After a few minutes I granted them permission to speak to me again and we talked about football. After hearing how much UGA is better then UT (51-33?) and how great of an arm Stafford has, it was time that I had to rip their poorly expressed opinions to hell. After ruining their sh!@ they had time to realize how pathetic their existence is, so they then jumped off a bridge. I say Good Riddance and that Stafford has the same chance to win the Heisman as Lt. Dan has to win an ass kicking contest. I now dare someone in Georgia to argue that UGA is better then UT without quoting ESPN verbatim.

Hey congrats, you watched Sports Center and your brain hasn't been completely ruined by the fact your mother is your dad's sister that you can spit up the facts again while in a debate. Form your own damn opinions and stop telling me Stuart Scott's.

End Transmission...

Oliver Dawgs It in the Classroom

Georgia senior cornerback Paul Oliver has been ruled ineligible for the upcoming season. After not accumulating a high enough GPA to stay eligible with a 'Housing' major, he will most likely enter the upcoming NFL Supplemental Draft in order to afford one now that that scholarship is about to run out. You can only hope he didn't get kicked off the team for screwing up the legos while building a scaled housing development, but since he isn't at the good state school Georgia Tech you can't be sure.

UGA fans will be fast to point out its a big loss and that he held Calvin Johnson to two catches and under 20 yards last year. Other football fans will point out the fact Reggie 'Can't Throw A' Ball was his quarterback last year and its a miracle Calvin Johnson caught that many against the Bulldogs. When faced with another first round draft pick Oliver gave up a little more, 98 yards on seven catches to Tennessee's Robert Meachem.

Sophomore Asher Allen will most likely replace Oliver. He was Georgia's 'Newcomer of the Year' last season, not golden boy Matthew Stafford. Someone screwed up the engraving on the trophy so they had to give it to him. Asher will need to Cowboy up against Oklahoma State which will likely be his first test as a starter September 1.