Showing posts with label Urban Legend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urban Legend. Show all posts

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Arkansas Lineman Arrested in Fayetteville

Arkansas lineman Marcus Harrison was suspended indefinitely from the team after being arrested on multiple charges Friday night. Police claim that Harrison had an ecstasy pill in his pocket, a couple of marijuana cigars, was speeding and most alarming was not wearing his seat belt.

Harrison was an effective performer for the Hogs last year when healthy but has battled injuries his whole career at Arkansas. He was hoping for a breakout season in 2007 but that will be put on hold for now as Harrison will at best not play in the opener for the Razorbacks.

Antics like this may get you suspended in Arkansas but will earn you a scholarship from Urban Meyer at Florida. Maybe he ought to think about transferring, Houston Nutt won't even make him sit out a year.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Powerful Arrest

Indiana University's Blake Powers was arrested after throwing a water balloon into the car of an off duty university cop. Powers is a back up tight end for the HOOSIERS but his name is recognizable as he used to play some quarterback for the Big Eleven team.

Its a good thing for that cop that he was up in Big Eleven country because if he was in the SEC and attempted to arrest a football player for throwing a water balloon he would not have a job for long. I can't see Urban Meyer punishing a player for chucking a water balloon, in fact if he had the same situation where a former quarterback nailed a cop from car to car he would see it as a sign and move the player back to quarterback. This would not be before he made sure the cop was blacklisted in Northern Florida.

On another note you do not want to throw water balloons at Mormon football players' wives or girlfriends.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Gators and AK's

What will happen if you fire an AK-47 into the air in the middle of Gainesville, Florida? Well not too much if you are a member of the Gators football team as Ronnie Wilson was only suspended for one season after he ran out of a club and threateningly fired his semi-automatic gun in the air. The lineman was in an altercation in a club and then ran outside to get his gun, probably because he wasn't two times as big as the man he was attacking.

We are surprised that he isn't allowed to play against Tennessee and Florida State and suspended the rest of the year, guess Urban wanted to take a strong stance on this one. When Brandon Johnson and Chris Heath decided it was a great idea to fire guns in UT's student ghetto Fort Sanders in 2004 the Vols kicked both of them off the team within a week. They weren't threatening anyone either like in the Gator case. Its amazing that ESPN would rather report a story on crack and the Vols than Urban Legend letting hard asses from Miami fire guns all over the place in Gainesville or buying drugs from UNDERCOVER COPS. Spurrier might have been an S.O.B but he ran a clean ship. Things have slipped a lot since he left.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

At Least It Wasn't Coke Coach Meyer

Tailback Brandon James and basketball player Brandon Powell were arrested by Gainesville Police in an undercover police sting. Both athletes were suspended indefinitely by the athletic department.

Given Urban Meyer's recent history with suspending players James will probably be miss the first two games against Western Kentucky and Troy State , play against Tennessee and be suspended again against Ole Miss. Urban Legend needs to make sure his players are there to play the big boys. Powell is expected to have a larger role on this year's basketball team as the Gators are about to be dismantled by the NBA lottery. Powell is ofcourse from Memphis and continuing to expand the great reputation of the city that I live in. Way to keep it dope boi fresh.

Could they have been picking up something for Joakim Noah? With his dancing after winning the SEC Championship we couldn't rule it out.