Tour Michael Vick's House

In case you were in the market for a home outside of Atlanta check out this awesome European home. Its listed for $4.5 million and comes with 8 bedrooms and 8.5 baths while backing up to Sugarloaf Country Club in Gwinnett County. It was also owned by a certain quarterback that has been in the news lately for brutally killing dogs when he was not playing Superman in NFL games or doing shoe commercials for Nike. I'll let you guess who that quarterback is.

Follow the link below to check out the panoramic views of the former Vick estate for just about every room. I think that they might have left out one room though, they aren't showing his 'Green Room,' at least on the website. If you take the tour in person the good folks at Waters Realty Group just might hook you up.

http://homes.realtor.com/search/listingdetail.aspx?ctid=92419&mnp=49&bd=6&bth=8&typ=7&sid=950fd60b631844eb9485740696520f0b&lid=1090758512&lsn=3&srcnt=8#DetailNFL

I'd Be Pissed If I Was Stuck in Waco Too

Eric Schnupp an assistant coach for the the Baylor Bears football team has been arrested for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure after urinating on a bar in Waco, Texas over the weekend. The Baptist school took the predictable step of suspending the coach indefinitely after finding out about the arrest. It should also be pointed out that Schnupp played in college for none other than 'the U' otherwise known as the University of Miami. Its funny how crime and Miami seem to correlate isn't it?

It is understandable that he is out pissing on random bars given his current situation. If I was stuck in Waco having a dead end job why not? Its either that or brain wash a bunch of people into believe that you are the second coming of the Lord before the worst appointment in Presidential history comes in and forces you to burn your church down. Aside from Tuscaloosa, there are few towns that would be worse for a young person to live in. Schnupp is just trying to get out of his job in an unconventional way and who are we to judge?

Beamer Ball on the Bayou

In case you missed it the Virginia Tech Hokies were only able to score seven points against the Chinese Bandits from LSU in a loss which would be politically incorrect to appropriately describe. Sean Glennon who was quarterbacking the team is now going to be replaced by all Iverson/Vick freshman Tyrod Taylor.

Tyrod under center in Lane Stadium. That's about right.

It is nice to see the Hokies come back down to earth after an off season where they came in over hyped due to off the field events that had nothing to do with sports. The Hokies were barely able to beat barely I-A East Carolina University two weekends ago but people were expecting them to go to LSU and handle the Tigers? We realize Les Miles still coaches the Tigers but that does not make them that bad...

Watch out for the upset special the next two weeks. The Chokies are playing Ohio University and William and Mary University and you heard it here first, they will lose one of those games.

Why? Karma. Tyrod wears Marcus Vick's old number 5. Glennon wears Michael Vick's 'retired' number 7. We won't even start on the topic of Vick's number being retired but still being worn tonight. I have work in the morning.

Texas Tee Shirts Can Be Hazardous

A thirty-two year old Texas fan literally had his balls ripped out of his 'sack' at a bar in Oklahoma City over the weekend. MSNBC terms it as 'near castration.' Why did this happen you may ask? Well, he had the audacity to wear a shirt showing his school pride into a bar in Oklahoma. That's a no-no.

As you can imagine he was heckled and allegedly yelled back before a fifty-three year old Sooner fan attacked him. Instead of throwing punches the Sooner got right down to business grabbing the Texan's scrotum and would not let go till the rumble was over. At this point his testicles were outside of his 'sack' and the doctors at the hospital were able to sew him up sixty stitches later.

The Sooner fan that attacked has been charged with assault and faces a lot of time in prison. This is one trial where the worst thing you could do is ask for a change of venue if you are that Sooner fan. If this trial stays in Oklahoma, north of the Red River, there is no chance of a conviction. An Oklahoma fan being convicted of assault on a Texas fan in Oklahoma City would be like a Georgian inviting General Sherman to a nice Sunday dinner. Not happening. Good luck with that case Mr. District Attorney.

Richt To Leave UGA

In an announcement late Thursday night Mark Richt has told local media that he was fired earlier in the evening by the athletic director. The University of Georgia claimed they needed a coach to put some more fight in UGA and preceded to hire former Va Tech star Michael Vick to take over head coaching duties for the Bulldogs.

And the dog is in the kennel...

Arkansas Lineman Arrested in Fayetteville

Arkansas lineman Marcus Harrison was suspended indefinitely from the team after being arrested on multiple charges Friday night. Police claim that Harrison had an ecstasy pill in his pocket, a couple of marijuana cigars, was speeding and most alarming was not wearing his seat belt.

Harrison was an effective performer for the Hogs last year when healthy but has battled injuries his whole career at Arkansas. He was hoping for a breakout season in 2007 but that will be put on hold for now as Harrison will at best not play in the opener for the Razorbacks.

Antics like this may get you suspended in Arkansas but will earn you a scholarship from Urban Meyer at Florida. Maybe he ought to think about transferring, Houston Nutt won't even make him sit out a year.

More Lawsuit Fun From the Instigator State

South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches is at it again filing another lawsuit against high profile sports figures. This lawsuit, which is for $42,000,000 in Swiss Francs, accuses Barry Bonds and Bud Selig of trying to increase television ratings and revenue through using steroids.

According to Riches, Selig was Sammy Sosa's puppet for the better part of the last decade. He also argues that Bonds uses Hank Aaron's old bat which contains hidden chambers that supply drugs. Bonds not only carries drugs in his bats he also sells them to nuns allegedly. Instead of having the money delivered to his South Carolina prison in this lawsuit, Riches wants the money delivered to a Des Monies, Iowa postal box if he wins this judgment.

It should be interesting to see who Mr. Riches goes after next. He attacked the biggest villain in sports last week and now is attacking the second biggest villain this week so one might think his work is done. We don't think so; he is going after Matt Millen next before firing a posthumous suit against the notorious Tyrus Raymond Cobb. To Detroit and victory!

Vick Suit Alleges Al Queda Ties

So now Michael Vick is being linked to Al Queda (allegedly) by a South Carolina inmate in his $63 billion dollar lawsuit against the Hampton Roads, Virginia product. Jonathan Lee Riches seems pretty adamant that Vick stole his pit bulls, sold them on Ebay and then sent the proceeds to Iran after he became a member of Al Queda in February. The crazy thing about this is if it is true, animal rights activists would still claim that killing dogs is worse than supporting a country that is now helping to fund the insurgency in Iraq.

It does beg the question - if one member of the Virginia Tech football team is a member of Al Queda, could there be others? I'm not suggesting anything, but Al Queda is known to work hard on special teams....

Wrong Hander Day '07 is a Poor One for Vick

Assuming you are a normal person you would think today is just another hot muggy dog day at the end of summer in August. If your hand of choice is not the right hand though, today just might be your day, a 'special' day. August 13 is International Lefthander Day and that is just not right. As it has been proven in Lithuania, all wrong handers are of inferior skills both mentally and physically. An indisputable fact. Still wrong handed birds are celebrating in different ways across our nation.

Wrong hander Rick Ankiel celebrated today on his first off day since hitting three bombs in his first four games after getting back to the majors. He probably got a porterhouse steak at Ruth's Chris steakhouse tonight. Bill Clinton was happy to take a day off after his wife won the Iowa Straw Poll. Bill probably is kicking it with some girls from the Clinton School of Public Service at the pool as I type. Michael Vick, well, he didn't have the best Wrong Handed Day. He found out all three of the people that he was charged with in his dog fighting debacle are going to cooperate with federal authorities and will testify against him. Worst Wrong Hander Day EVER!

Vick was a horrible wrong hander long before he started electrocuting dogs, throwing dogs, strangling dogs or even shooting dogs. It looks as though karma is finally catching up to him. Right now Ron Mexico is talking to his lawyer saying, 'Man I can go to jail, I just can't end up like Andy Dufresne in that one scene in the laundry room. That ain't Hokie man. Negotiate that shit.' I'm sure you will have good luck with negotiations now that you got at least seven people ready to testify against you Mr. Vick. Good luck you frappin' wrong hander.



ESPN won't even show the dreaded 'Quarterback Challenge' due to that dang wrong hander now either. Leave it to the network to pile on.

Racist? No, Just Stupid

J Dredd is back, and he's pissed. After scanning espn.com an article caught my eye, "Mistrust." and it said Mike Vick so I checked it out. Never have I been so angry at an inanimate object since I lost in NCAA 08 and threw my Xbox. A wrinkly old hag dares to say that Vick is being treated unequally in Atlanta because he is black. She completely ignores the fact that he is being tried in Virginia, not Georgia, but for the sake of argument I'll humor her.


Apparently after the situation broke on the news, the NAACP was called in to make an ordinary situation one about race. The chairman is quoted "The one thing that I say is everyone is welcome to their opinion," he says. "But my opinion is this: Unless a person has a trial, he is not guilty of anything. That is the fabric of our country."

Wow Detective Dipsh*t. Thanks for telling me that this is your opinion because I am too stupid to figure it out. Also nice intro to the quote. Thanks for embracing the fact I can state opinions. I needed you to welcome me to them, ass. And when was he proved guilty? I'm pretty sure I would have thrown a party if they made that announcement. Glad to see that the NAACP has hired the best man for the job.

Also in the article "African-Americans in Atlanta, according to prominent black leaders, think it's about Vick not getting due process because of the color of his skin.". What due process is not being done? He was accused, they gathered evidence, he is in court. Sounds like due process to me. Also whats up with the fact they say "African American" and then the leaders are just "black". What happened to PC? I guess that was racist of the writer.

Hey NAACP, choose battles better. Bitch about something that is really racist and stop trying to piss and moan about everything. Vick's skin color is not the problem. It's the fact he lets sleeping dogs lie, and by lie I mean kill them with electricity.

Oh and about the picture, it's the protest rally in Atlanta that is in favor of keeping Vick as Falcons quarterback. Nice turn out, almost as nice as the 9,957,531 people that were with PETA against Vick across the country. Keep up the good work NAACP.

Va Tech Administration Has Problems Handling Tough Situations

Reebok has stopped selling Michael Vick jerseys. Nike has suspended its contract with Vick. NFLShop.com has stopped selling everything from jerseys to Vick bobble heads. Still you can find as many Michael Vick jerseys that you want in Blacksburg, Virginia.


In this article from the Roanoke times the author is arguing that the dog fighting and Va Tech should not be linked which is absolutely ridiculous. The athletic department is not addressing the topic but they were more than happy to address the topic of Vick on the cover of Madden in the past. This is really absurd. If Peyton Manning, the player everyone associates the University of Tennessee with, did something bad in the eyes of the public you can be sure that Phillip Fulmer would not be cowardly enough as to not address the issue. If Matt Leinart or Carson Palmer got into trouble while riding in a car with Chris Henry and it became public knowledge it would be guaranteed that Pete Carroll would speak to the media about it. This is another example of the Va Tech Athletic Department, and more to the point - Frank Beamer, not living in reality. There is a reason that you team is ranked the number one thug program all time per S. Judge and the title is well deserved.

Here are a couple of sites you can also buy Vick items:

http://www.neutersickvick.com/MichaelVick.html

https://community.hsus.org/campaign/US_2007_dogfighting_nfl2?qp_source=gaba66&gclid=CPGL5dfayo0CFR8TOAodFHfuLQ

Gameday Opens with East Carolina...

ESPN's College Football Gameday will open up the season Saturday September 1st in Blacksburg, Virginia when Va Tech plays the EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY PIRATES. Obviously the network did not want to see the Hokies play any of the other powerhouses on their schedule like Ohio, William and Mary or Duke. Why wait to profit on Va Tech's tragedy? Let's do it the first week of the season! Va Tech could have said, "No, come back when we play our big in-state rival William and Mary. Its going to be a great game, JMU almost beat us in Michael's redshirt freshman year, the Tribe will give us a run for our money this year."

Other potential sites that Gameday could have gone to had they cared about their product are FSU at Clemson, Colorado v. Colorado State (in Denver), Georgia Tech at Notre Dame or ABC's featured Saturday night game Tennessee v. Cal in Berkeley. Instead we will hear about the great atmosphere of Blacksburg on a Thursday night, how Lee Corso's car got hit by lightening back when Michael Vick was in school, how Beamer's face got burned, and how the Hokies can win more than a single game in November this year.

We are not eager to see the big cry fest in Blacksburg months after the shooting took place. Parents of victims will be complaining about how Memorial Fund money is being spent and who is on the committee to examine the tragedy all while Enter Sandman is being played in the background, great atmosphere. We will be mourning at 9 am on Saturday morning rather than celebrating the start of another football season all thanks to the brilliant programming managers at ESPN.

Great Take From Loser with Socks : College Gameday Will Open the Season at Va Tech

Blatant Discrimination or Were They Pulling Tigger's Tale?

Four Florida State football commitments were kicked off of Walt Disney property over the weekend in Orlando, Florida. Five future players were at Downtown Disney when they were asked to move on and stop loitering late Saturday evening. All but one chose not to listen to security and stayed where they were. Later on in the night security came back by and escorted the four remaining teens off the property after banning them officially as well as finger printing each future Seminole.

All four individuals involved were black and one of the future Noles' father is a civil rights lawyer so Mickey Mouse better get his own lawyer because there is a good chance Jesse Jackson is coming to throw down in O-Town soon. To add fuel to the fire the future Noles' claim that 45 of the 46 people banned from Disney property this weekend were either black or Puerto Rican. For the purposes of full disclosure it should be noted that Puerto Rico is not good enough to be a state or a country, the U.S. owns it like Doug Brown owns his dog Peyton.

So far the news that has come out has been pretty one sided for the players but we are interested to see what Disney says these diabolical loiterers were doing. Rivals' FSU affiliate WarChant.com spent much of the day Wednesday trying to cover up the incident by monitoring their message boards to make sure little to nothing was posted on the subject. I don't think they need to worry about a clean image, FSU hasn't had that since the seventies anyway.

South Carolina Lineman Shanked

USC offensive lineman Quentin Richardson was stabbed after getting into an argument over the weekend in Columbia, South Carolina. Richardson, set to be a freshman this fall, is a four star Rivals recruit who is listed at 6'4", 270 pounds. Anyone messing with that dude has got to be crazy. Our bet is its gonna come back that some nut job like Demetrius Summers (see picture to the right) is the shanker in this incident.

Richardson is recuperating in the hospital after undergoing surgery Sunday afternoon. He is expected to be fine and released later this week. He has had many visitors including one very pissed off Steve Spurrier. Can't you see S.O.S. in the hospital room throwing his Master's visor while he is lecturing Richardson on not getting stabbed?

Snap Out These Dreads and Put That Sh!@ in a Perm

Adam 'Pacman' Jones turned himself in to Las Vegas authorities on Friday and was released on a lot of bail money. Jones has a court date scheduled for July 23 in Vegas to address the charges at hand. The early line at the Bellagio on Pacman missing the court date is 1 to 8.

Pacman showed up for his mugshot with an impressive new look having shaved his head. One can only assume he was getting clean for an encounter at a strip club later in the evening and look at that picture, what stripper could deny Pacman of a lap dance?

You can look forward to seeing Pacman on an episode of Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator in August a la Marcus Vick. We can't wait.

The Wild, Wild West

Jimmy Wilson (second team All Big Sky, not pictured) has been suspended by the University of Montana indefinitely after he turned himself in on murder charges Tuesday. The craziest thing about this is that Wilson was not suspended from the Grizzlies until Friday. He has a pretty good alibi if the coach is angry as to why he wasn't in the weight room or participating in seven on sevens between Tuesday and Friday. When he says he was in a bind and couldn't make practice he wasn't lying, he was in prison awaiting to be arraigned on first degree murder charges.

In Montana this isn't a case of Virginia Tech being bad and the University of Virginia being a school that's athletes behave either. Montana has no team with discipline. Montana State has kicked a player off of their team for murder charges (as well as a basketball player) and fired their coach due to the problems their program has had in the last couple years.

With all the incidents the state has had recently I'm amazed my old man was pushing me to apply to Montana State out of high school. I mean hell I could have had all the fun the Montana or State football team has down in Newport News and Hampton Roads at the homes of Hokies without driving 2,000 miles to school a semester. On a postive note I hear Shane Beamer is out there looking for a head coaching gig. Maybe he can right the ship for the Grizz.

Michael Vick - Update and SNL's REAAAAALLLY

A couple noteworthy pieces from Deadspin:

In case you were planning on sending your child to Michael Vick's football camp you can be expecting a return of your deposit in the mail as it was canceled for 'scheduling reasons.' Vick might be anticipating a couple meetings with the feds, but hey maybe Marcus has some openings in his camp. I hear he takes the kids to McDonalds everyday for lunch.

Buffalo Bill linebacker Josh Stamer and his wife are not happy at all with the former Hokie's hobby.

South Carolina was a convenient dumping ground between Atlanta and Newport News.

Vick's cousin gets all dressed up for an interview by WAVY local news. Evidently its a conspiracy.

In case you were caught up in all the craziness surrounding the Michael Vick dog fighting investigation this is not the first time the athlete has courted controversy.

Exhibit A: Vick attempts to board plane in Miami with suspicious carry ons

At Least It Wasn't Coke Coach Meyer

Tailback Brandon James and basketball player Brandon Powell were arrested by Gainesville Police in an undercover police sting. Both athletes were suspended indefinitely by the athletic department.

Given Urban Meyer's recent history with suspending players James will probably be miss the first two games against Western Kentucky and Troy State , play against Tennessee and be suspended again against Ole Miss. Urban Legend needs to make sure his players are there to play the big boys. Powell is expected to have a larger role on this year's basketball team as the Gators are about to be dismantled by the NBA lottery. Powell is ofcourse from Memphis and continuing to expand the great reputation of the city that I live in. Way to keep it dope boi fresh.

Could they have been picking up something for Joakim Noah? With his dancing after winning the SEC Championship we couldn't rule it out.

Pacman Drops Appeal

Adam "Pacman" Jones dropped his appeal of his season long suspension Tuesday, possibly when he realized he was appealing to Roger Goodell the same man who gave him the suspension he is appealing. We hold out hope that Pacman will throw a suspension party and one of our friends in Nashville will get get us in for free. Goodell still has not taken into account the club shooting in Vegas that Pacman allegedly incited which left a bouncer paralyzed. Charges are still pending in the case.

Put your money on it in Vegas and credit us later, Pacman will have another 'run in' with the cops in the next month but it will not involve a strip club much to many peoples' surprise. Taking classes online at West Virginia University can't keep you that occupied, got to get the fuzz involved and keep things interesting.

If Pac and Chris Henry do make it back to campus while suspended, they would make great mentors for Pat White and the rest of the Mountaineers.

Nugget Gets Tasered

In one of the funnier developments over the weekend Denver Nugget bench warmer DerMarr Johnson would not cooperate with a police officer outside of a Colorado night club. This caused him to promptly be tasered by authorities. He was later charged with resisting arrest and interfering with police along with two other ladies.

So who the heck is DerMarr Johnson? Is it the guy that rubs down Carmelo after games? Well we aren't sure on that one, but he did play for Bob Huggins at Cincinnati which seems to correlate with the arrest. I mean who else did you recruit Coach? A kid named Jihad? Jihad Muhammad? In the scheme of things in life, DerMarr isn't very important, not important enough to be in our fantasy league anyway.