Fantasy Football Rules

Here is J Dredd's guide to Fantasy Football.

Rule #1: You don't know sh*t about drafting Fantasy Football. Think you are king of the draft? Wrong. Mel Kiper has a better chance then you. The thing is yes the first 2 rounds are easy to pick, but honestly it's just a gamble after that. People during my draft criticized every pick like they had inside information. "Do you even watch football?!??!!1?". Yes, shut up. Remember last year when people said the same thing when I drafted Joseph Addai and Maurice Jones Drew? That turned out pretty well for me in the long run.

Rule #2: I don't know sh*t about drafting Fantasy Football. I'm not going to pretend I know what I'm doing. After 2 rounds I don't care who is on my team. I just pick what's needed usually on the basis of who I hate the least, which limits the list pretty quick.

The only thing that matters is managing the team during the season. Injuries, and suspensions, and the occasional felonies are the things you need to keep a look out for. Smack talking is fun in the games, but come on get off your high horse and embrace the fact that you'll be working 9-5 until you die. Enjoy it.