ESPN's application test;
1. Are you old as hell?
2. Do you have a speech problem?
3. Are you biased towards teams that are terrible?
4. Don't know anything about football?
5. Been fired from a crappy school like South Carolina?
If you have answered yes to all of these questions then you get the job!
No wonder Lou Holtz has a job talking about College Football. The other day Lou Holtz was rambling something about football and Notre Dame was brought up. Surprise Surprise, Holtz wouldn't shut his old ass mouth up about them. He made the bold claim that they would win 10, yes folks, 10 games this year. Who is their quarterback again? Oh right, nobody knows, nor do I care. Lou just go home and jerk off to leprechauns in the privacy of your own home and leave your biased opinions off the air. And tell Mark May to shut up about L'Ville while your at it.
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