Texas Tee Shirts Can Be Hazardous

A thirty-two year old Texas fan literally had his balls ripped out of his 'sack' at a bar in Oklahoma City over the weekend. MSNBC terms it as 'near castration.' Why did this happen you may ask? Well, he had the audacity to wear a shirt showing his school pride into a bar in Oklahoma. That's a no-no.

As you can imagine he was heckled and allegedly yelled back before a fifty-three year old Sooner fan attacked him. Instead of throwing punches the Sooner got right down to business grabbing the Texan's scrotum and would not let go till the rumble was over. At this point his testicles were outside of his 'sack' and the doctors at the hospital were able to sew him up sixty stitches later.

The Sooner fan that attacked has been charged with assault and faces a lot of time in prison. This is one trial where the worst thing you could do is ask for a change of venue if you are that Sooner fan. If this trial stays in Oklahoma, north of the Red River, there is no chance of a conviction. An Oklahoma fan being convicted of assault on a Texas fan in Oklahoma City would be like a Georgian inviting General Sherman to a nice Sunday dinner. Not happening. Good luck with that case Mr. District Attorney.