I'd Be Pissed If I Was Stuck in Waco Too

Eric Schnupp an assistant coach for the the Baylor Bears football team has been arrested for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure after urinating on a bar in Waco, Texas over the weekend. The Baptist school took the predictable step of suspending the coach indefinitely after finding out about the arrest. It should also be pointed out that Schnupp played in college for none other than 'the U' otherwise known as the University of Miami. Its funny how crime and Miami seem to correlate isn't it?

It is understandable that he is out pissing on random bars given his current situation. If I was stuck in Waco having a dead end job why not? Its either that or brain wash a bunch of people into believe that you are the second coming of the Lord before the worst appointment in Presidential history comes in and forces you to burn your church down. Aside from Tuscaloosa, there are few towns that would be worse for a young person to live in. Schnupp is just trying to get out of his job in an unconventional way and who are we to judge?

Aggies are Dogbitten

Reveille, Texas A&M's collie mascot, was not allowed to participate in game day activities Saturday after snapping at her handler earlier in the week. The dog was went after the handler after he stepped on her tail. This suspense and subsequent quarantine are a little much for the dog. Take away her milkbone for the night maybe but any dog that does not go after you when you step on her tail probably can not even breed without help.

Hopefully she will be back in time for the big time match up against Louisiana Monroe Saturday. It would be a bitch to go another game without her.

Texas Tee Shirts Can Be Hazardous

A thirty-two year old Texas fan literally had his balls ripped out of his 'sack' at a bar in Oklahoma City over the weekend. MSNBC terms it as 'near castration.' Why did this happen you may ask? Well, he had the audacity to wear a shirt showing his school pride into a bar in Oklahoma. That's a no-no.

As you can imagine he was heckled and allegedly yelled back before a fifty-three year old Sooner fan attacked him. Instead of throwing punches the Sooner got right down to business grabbing the Texan's scrotum and would not let go till the rumble was over. At this point his testicles were outside of his 'sack' and the doctors at the hospital were able to sew him up sixty stitches later.

The Sooner fan that attacked has been charged with assault and faces a lot of time in prison. This is one trial where the worst thing you could do is ask for a change of venue if you are that Sooner fan. If this trial stays in Oklahoma, north of the Red River, there is no chance of a conviction. An Oklahoma fan being convicted of assault on a Texas fan in Oklahoma City would be like a Georgian inviting General Sherman to a nice Sunday dinner. Not happening. Good luck with that case Mr. District Attorney.