Texas Tee Shirts Can Be Hazardous

A thirty-two year old Texas fan literally had his balls ripped out of his 'sack' at a bar in Oklahoma City over the weekend. MSNBC terms it as 'near castration.' Why did this happen you may ask? Well, he had the audacity to wear a shirt showing his school pride into a bar in Oklahoma. That's a no-no.

As you can imagine he was heckled and allegedly yelled back before a fifty-three year old Sooner fan attacked him. Instead of throwing punches the Sooner got right down to business grabbing the Texan's scrotum and would not let go till the rumble was over. At this point his testicles were outside of his 'sack' and the doctors at the hospital were able to sew him up sixty stitches later.

The Sooner fan that attacked has been charged with assault and faces a lot of time in prison. This is one trial where the worst thing you could do is ask for a change of venue if you are that Sooner fan. If this trial stays in Oklahoma, north of the Red River, there is no chance of a conviction. An Oklahoma fan being convicted of assault on a Texas fan in Oklahoma City would be like a Georgian inviting General Sherman to a nice Sunday dinner. Not happening. Good luck with that case Mr. District Attorney.

Lion Touches Stripper

That headline could lead to some crazy scenarios in our minds but its not too wild right now for Shaun Rogers who seems to have been tamed by the po po. A stripper at a club in Detroit claims she was 'inappropriately' touched' by the former Texas Longhorn late Thursday night and filed a report with the police. Charges have yet to be filed by the prosecutor so Rogers might yet escape Roger Goodells' great vengeance and furious anger. Its getting pretty bad for the Lions when they can't even score at a strip club in their hometown.

Rogers who had was expected to be a major contributor on the defensive line after a big 2005 season was a disappointment last year only playing in six games due to injury. Last Chance Gentleman's Club isn't the best place to rehab those injuries, ask any big time star in the NFL, well not Pacman, but anyone else. We do applaud Rogers on not going up to the strip clubs in the UP. According to Prime Minister Ed Davis its hard to tell the difference between the bears and girls up there.

It could be worse though, he could be that other Rogers, Charlie, that used to play in the league and now is running 4.8 40's at tryout camps.